Ask any girl on Orkut about the sheer influx of anonymous friend requests and defacing her (s)crapbook by unknown retards. I have many friends who share their problems with me about these unwanted people. Have you ever noticed what kind of (s)craps they post to get the attention of a gal? Here is quote some examples which you might stumble across sooner or later
1) He needs your attention 
hiiiiiii!!!!11
2) If there is no reply
r u their…
3) Beauty is God’s gift, admire it
u luk vary butiful
4) Man is a social animal, needs company
i waant 2 mak fraandshpi wid u
5) Friendship knows no bounds 
u in deli? i am cuming therr
6) Now if the girl gets frustrated and logs off
y u nt replyin? you fadeup with me?
How many of them have you sent?
No need to send, I have enough of gals
LOLOL, hilarious and absolutely true!
LOL! My favourite is 5th.
Hahaha i hav got such messages so many timessssssss
No one can help, half of them are really frustrated with their lives. Many are even ready to stoop low, just for talking to a few gals. :/
Awesome find.. there is a similar one here:
http://venkiraja.wordpress.com/2008/10/08/pick-of-the-week-ii/