Language of Orkut Despos

Ask any girl on Orkut about the sheer influx of anonymous friend requests and defacing her (s)crapbook by unknown retards. I have many friends who share their problems with me about these unwanted people. Have you ever noticed what kind of (s)craps they post to get the attention of a gal? Here is quote some examples which you might stumble across sooner or later

1)  He needs your attention :D

hiiiiiii!!!!11

2) If there is no reply

r u their…

3)  Beauty is God’s gift, admire it

u luk vary butiful

4)  Man is a social animal, needs company

i waant 2 mak fraandshpi wid u

5) Friendship knows no bounds :P

u in deli? i am cuming therr

6) Now if the girl gets frustrated and logs off

y u nt replyin? you fadeup with me?

7 Responses to “Language of Orkut Despos”

  1. Mehul Ved writes:

    How many of them have you sent? :P

  2. Manish writes:

    No need to send, I have enough of gals ;)

  3. Sathya writes:

    LOLOL, hilarious and absolutely true!

  4. Manish writes:

    LOL! My favourite is 5th. :P

  5. Ankita writes:

    Hahaha i hav got such messages so many timessssssss

  6. Manish writes:

    No one can help, half of them are really frustrated with their lives. Many are even ready to stoop low, just for talking to a few gals. :/

  7. venkiraja writes:

    Awesome find.. there is a similar one here:
    http://venkiraja.wordpress.com/2008/10/08/pick-of-the-week-ii/

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