Comedy


16
Oct 09

Diwali Celebrations @ Office

Yesterday at office we had Diwali celebrations organised by the HR department. The topics were Fancy Dress Competitive and Cubicle Decoration. I won’t waste time, but show you some snaps which I took from my mobile camera. Apologies, it is just 3.2 megapixels.

Cubicle Decoration


Admin Department

The Admin Department came up with their own decoration

Fancy Dress Competition

This is a group pic of all the participants

You want to know who is the winner and why? Watch the video below. Have no hard feelings, the performance was awesome and mind blowing. Lower the volume of your speaker before hitting Play.


9
Sep 09

Why non-vegetarians are a boon to the society

Today during lunch some of my friends said that they are vegetarians because they don’t want to kill animals for their food. We, the non-vegetarians defended themselves with this logic:

Maintaing the ecological balanceecocycle2

Maintaing the ecological balance


7
May 09

english.fork()

Have you sometimes tried to read a piece of text and find that its so badly written than you can’t even make head or tails out of it? I can agree that everyone can’t be a champ in the langauge, but still when conveying, its better to double-check .. wait! triple-check before going public. The text should make a minimum sense.

This list includes those funky sms languages which people use to show themselves as cool. The end result is *illegible* text!

Below is a list of the common errors which I find and say “eh?”. The first word is the wrong one and second, the one it actually meant to be. All examples based on real personal experience. No intention to hurt sentiments

  • dose = those
  • fadeup = fed up
  • admissins = admissions
  • hole = whole
  • there = their
  • pipal = people
  • dis = this
  • oder = other
  • remander = reminder/remainder (who knows?)
  • nw = now/network (guessing based on context)
  • cum = come (or its not a mistake?)
  • rum = room
  • sbd = ? (still hunting)
  • rong = wrong
  • heldi = healthy
  • nife = knife

Yeah people, you are really forking English.


14
Apr 09

Get pwned by your girlfriend

Here goes my second attempt at cartoon designing. The third strip would be available on my technical blog. You need to hunt for that blog. This is again inspired by xkcd and fml

Get pwned by your Girlfriend

Get pwned by your Girlfriend

Licensed under Creative Commons Share-Alike India Licence 2.5


14
Apr 09

Synopsis?

Cant guarantee everyone can understand this ,though I tried my hands on cartoon designing. Inspired by xkcd

Synopsis Submission?


24
Mar 09

Language of Orkut Despos

Ask any girl on Orkut about the sheer influx of anonymous friend requests and defacing her (s)crapbook by unknown retards. I have many friends who share their problems with me about these unwanted people. Have you ever noticed what kind of (s)craps they post to get the attention of a gal? Here is quote some examples which you might stumble across sooner or later

1)  He needs your attention :D

hiiiiiii!!!!11

2) If there is no reply

r u their…

3)  Beauty is God’s gift, admire it

u luk vary butiful

4)  Man is a social animal, needs company

i waant 2 mak fraandshpi wid u

5) Friendship knows no bounds :P

u in deli? i am cuming therr

6) Now if the girl gets frustrated and logs off

y u nt replyin? you fadeup with me?


26
Oct 08

An epic about to finish

Its late 3 in the night morning and yeah its Sunday. Just to inform the whole world that an epic named Engineering is about to finish. This is going to be the last engineering of my life. I had thought of persuing higher studies as MS, but fear that it may too turn out as BE.

Today Yesterday, Sat, 25th October was that auspicious day which marked the closing ceremony of the sessionals in our engineering career. We have five papers this semester. The last paper was Visual C++ which is named as Design of Windows Application. What a bullshit? Its an utter waste of engineer’s patience. I was struggling with MFC and anything closely related to VC++. This paper recieved a lot of bad reviews from all seniors earlier. Just have to give a semester paper for this. My piece of advise to my juniors and friends is that - “Dont be a fool to pick up Visual C++ as a new technology to learn. Its pure bullshit and very very old“.

Oh yeah, by the way I came across two pics on Mrinal’s Camera. Posting them here. First one is the one taken on my birthday eve in Rock’s(Ankur Bansal) room. Its a pic to cherish. The second one is quite controversial. Just guess what is being done in the pic…..

A Snap To Remember

What the Fuck is this going on?

What the Fuck is this going on?


1
Oct 08

Blogging on Blogging

Thanks God! I am not that popular on the internet and neither is my blog. This blog contains nothing but just my life happenings and some random thoughts.

Coming to the point, I am a heavy blog reader and have many blogs subscribed on my Feed Reader or Google Reader. I always add and remove subscriptions after finding them useful and spammy respectively. Slowly slowly there are more of respected tech blogs rather than those crazy tech bloggers who have nothing rather than reproducing articles from trusted sources like Ars, Wired etc.

Anomit had kicked badly the arses of those so called religious bloggers in this post on this blog. A citation is well required.

Ladies and gentlemen, fasten your seat belts and get ready to be taken through a whirlwind tour through the kingdom of the self proclaimed ‘tech bloggers’ who profess to live, eat and breathe technology. Soon you would come to know they fart too.

Some generalized observations on the sweeping epidemic that is ‘tech blogging’ :

1. Someone starts a damn, fucking blog with a nice theme. Point to be noted. He could later throw around that fact and claim to be a CSS geek.

2. He starts writing vociferously about mobile phones, ‘gadgets’, ‘latest tech news’ (sic), ‘tips and tricks’ (did I forget to add Windows here?), ‘tweaks’ (o yeah, what’s next? tweaking nipples video on youtube?) etc etc

3. Uses the term ‘geek’ atleast once while describing himself.

Another thing is that blogging about blogging is really lame. It is taken up by those people who don’t have any work and want to be famous without effort. I have seen many many people who only blog on “Blogging and making money from blog” and yeah, they make lots of money and regularly showcase their Adsense cheques in the blog. While browsing on the net, I had seen Anirudh’s post on Blogging about Blogging.

Lets take a practical example of Blogging about Blogging. If you were so much into earning money from blogs, you should have saw Rishi Raj’s tech blog. Hey! Its a tech blog, then how come “Blogging about Blogging and Making money?” Well! That’s a thing warped in mystery. This famous blogger has retired citing  reasons like studies and academics. He sold his blog to someone and started a personal blog where he hasnt posted since ages. This proves that when adrenalin runs through your spines its more of intoxication and then your career dies a painful death.

His blog is down and isnt being shown up on google search. I have tried to get a page from the Internet Archive and here is the whole cache.

That was enough for today, wait and watch for the rest.


20
Jun 08

‘B’ Grade in Soft Engg?

Take it easy, am not crying! Its a pun intended intentionally for most of the people. You would like to ask what it actually means? Well read on…..

Software Engineering was the paper this semester in which every Tom,Dick and Harry scored more than he expected. Leave besides what this paper really meant, the teachers were also rich with marks and flooded the students. Naturally, everyone has high expectations in it and many even hoped of getting an A+ once in engineering.

Now my scene: I left the first sessional (no regretting) and then second. My internals were the lowest in the whole batch or at least among lowest. Means I dot know what software Engineering it and am very weak in it. Maybe I am,according to the Indian Education System. Whatever happened later doesn’t count. People got A+, majority A and I surprisingly got a B ( more than expectations).

Well the above two paragraphs was just to build the story’s climax,well its not a story anyway. Now working here at Microsoft on real time projects, I felt half of the things are not required at the earlier stage and more complicated things can be learnt gradually with experience. Have we been give any idea of Version Control Systems ? The answer is a big NO! I cant imagine developing a good software without a version control system.

Coming to some simple things. We had been told to document our codes, even the format of documenting was taught and any other way of documenting was prohibited (unless you wanted to lose marks). What happens here or anywhere, document the way you deem fit keeping in mind some standards. All companies have their own method of documenting codes. In a typical file, 2/3 rd of the content are comments.

My suggestion to budding coders and programmers is not to blindly follow the books as suggested by our Education System but think use the net to find out standards. We havnt been even taught how to file bugs. We had been taught testing, now what to do if we find a bug? ( Swallow it? ;) ) There is something called a bug tracker or Issue Tracker.

Concluding the whole article, I would like to say that you alone can make a big software provided you follow the standard methods like documenting, naming, intendation and some more software development concepts. In any way dont follow the Books blindly.

Ahem! I forgot one thing, most of the Engineers in my batch are preparing for MBA! Who wants to be a coder? Hard to figure out.


26
May 08

Making things work

I dont know how much people would be able to understand this comic strip, but hope those with knowledge of linux may find it quite easy. Just stumbled across it while surfing, I want to say only one Line, XKCD Rocks!

If you still cant guess what it meant, have a look at this link, then compare it with the above strip.

Have Fun :)